I know you're the Cabinet's dunce, but do try to think carefully.
Which of these things is most likely to damage the morale of our armed forces?
A. Asking questions about kit provision and the number of helicopters.
B. Having a Defence Secretary with a Cabinet ranking of 21 out of 23 when we're fighting two wars.
C. Not providing troops with bomb-proof vehicles in a country covered with road bombs.
D. Having a Defence Secretary who is generally seen as the biggest joke since 'Knock Knock...'
Answers to be scribbled in poorly spelled English on the back of a moustache comb, please.