Saturday, June 27, 2009

Hilary Benn Found Dead

Police are searching for a one-eyed son of a manse today after Environment Secretary Hilary Benn was found dead - cut in half, and shoved into a dustbin. It is believed the last people to see Benn alive were BBC radio employees as he guested on Any Questions, saying:

"When times are tough you need to tighten your belt... If I look at my department's budget, it is going to go down a bit and therefore we will have to prioritise."

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