Saturday, April 18, 2009

Testicle Of The Week - Jacqui Smith

It hasn't been a good week for our kebab-eating, MP-arresting, porn-charging, fishwife of a Home Secretary. Jacqui Smith - seen above touching a vagina - refused to present a statement to the House of Commons after Damian Green was cleared by the CPS. Stamping her feet and screaming "shan't!", Smith is now seeking to absolve herself of all responsibility for the arrest, despite it being known that Civil Servants 'sexed-up' a letter to the police after she became openly frustrated by a series of embarrassing leaks. Couple this with Home Office pathologists apparently unable to tell the difference between a heart attack and a gigantic pool of blood in somebody's abdomen, it looks like another fun week ahead for Jacqui.

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