Much has been made in the press about the delicious Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's use of expenses. The comments and allegations flying around are most serious, but I think it is important that we ignore them because she is so lovely. I have never met her, but I think it's fantastic that we now have a Home Secretary with such large breasts.
Jacqui Smith is also an excellent cook and a loving mother, and therefore she should be entitled to claim £116,000 under less than ethical circumstances. The witch-hunt surrounding this incident is clearly being spun from Conservative Central Office; how typical from a party of sexists toffs who object to a woman being in Jacqui Smith's position. Yes, that's right; she should be immune from all criticism because she's a woman, and lovely, and I'm not married to her at all.
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