Like millions of people across the world, I'm sure you've been spending all your time at LabourList - Labour's latest attempt to prove to the rest of us that they don't understand the internet. And you will have no doubt seen this little article by Hazel Blears. It's pretty much 340 words of total arse, including gems like:
"I believe that there is a reason why Labour understands what needs to be done, whilst the Tories don't get it. Why Labour does the right thing, and the Tories would do the wrong thing: making the recession deeper, longer and more painful. Why Labour Britain is working with countries across the world, while the Tories are isolated and alone, out of step with Europe and with Obama."
Notice how we have the two latest Labour things in here; 'do nothing' Tories, and linking everything back to Obama? But aside from her lies about the Tories, Hazel also lies about herself:
"I was a councillor during the 1980s recession in Salford, which bore the brunt of the mass unemployment."
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