In what is perhaps a world first, George Galloway has actually contributed something useful to the human race. I have no time for Galloway; when he was hit in the head by a flying rubber stress ball last month, a significant part of me wished it had been a small hatchback or a washing machine instead. But in the article he wrote for today's Daily Record - found here - Galloway describes Hazel Blears as a "speak-your-weight machine"; an analogy I find quite marvellous. It's far better than 'parrot' or something of that ilk, because comparing Hazel Blears to animals rather implies that she has a soul of some description, and isn't just a smug, nagging automaton that's full to the brim with stock phrases and misleading statistics.
Labour Bollocks is a blog dedicated to correcting, exposing and deriding the bollocks spouted by this Labour Government. As a Tory, it is true that I find doing this quite delightful. However, since the mainstream media doesn't seem that bothered with close scrutiny of the Government, I felt it necessary to add myself to the growing list of bloggers who carry out this important service. The views expressed on this blog are entirely my own, and do not represent those of the Conservative Party.